Blaise Matthew Birchem (born June 16, 1990) is an actor. He is better known as his role as Toynbee from the musical How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (2006).


Blaise Mattew Birchem was born on June 16, 1990. Throughout his life, his aspirations have always included touching an egyptian pyramid and swimming in the Dead Sea. He plans to one day touch the Pope Benidict XIV's face and be forgivin. When he was younger, he had strong feelings for a one unnamed reptile.

In 2006, he auditioned for the play H2$ and made it in by singing the song "Happy Birthday".

After graduation, Birchem plans on majoring in something along the lines of astrology and Chinese literature.

Stage creditsEdit


  • "I wish you would have never joined the corrupted legion."
  • (When asked for an opinion) "Okay." or "I 'uh'ow."


  • He likes to dance like a fairy.
  • He is also a big fan of Tom Hanks.
  • His favorite movie is Cowboy Beebop.